feet

I guess I need to start standing a little looser. I haven't had much luck getting knocked off my feet.

gum

The freshness of my breath has been significantly reduced since Winterfresh decided to stop selling ol' classic pocket-sized 5-piece packs of its gum. Bad move, Wrigleys. Bad move.

vacation

The problem with going on vacation is that you have to come back.

hard work

Hard work is only rewarded in more work. - Chad Badger

three day weekend

Three day weekends are one of man's best inventions for three reasons. For one, you get three straight days of no work. Secondly, you get to skip working on a Monday, which I think we can agree is the worst day of the week. Lastly, you're a day closer to NEXT weekend. Triple bonus.

words pt. 2

I've come to learn that roughly 2/3rd's of the words that come to my lips are better off not making it past them.

friday

Friday is disproportionately amazing compared to the other days contained within the work-week. It's almost unfair, really.

hair cut

Advantages of cutting your own hair: it's free! Disadvantages: making a ghastly mistake in a process that takes several weeks to work out.

fame

Fame is only a Youtube video or email forward away. - Chad Badger

words

'Tis better to have left words unsaid, then to have left having said something stupid.

fruit

Keep in mind that every interaction with a disagreeable individual is at it's heart a simple test on your practice of the fruit of the spirit. In fact, some people may even aspire to be a test on all of them at once.

beep

Car horns have definitely lost their edge with the advent of that car-lock-checking double beep.

busy

When someone asks if you're busy, remember that they're not looking for an answer.

future

The future is an easy place to store your dreams.

adults

One day I woke up and realized that adults were treating me as one of their own. I'm not positive, but I think it's because I have a beard and started tucking my shirts in.

office walls

Never underestimate the value of real office walls when your neighbor brings last night's leftovers for lunch...everyday.

boss

Never underestimate the value of a boss with squeaky shoes.